Posted 3 days ago

oldjimmystummy:

i just really want to listen to records in the dark with you and maybe make out a little

(Source: donovanleiitch)

Posted 3 days ago

when I cheat on my pirate bf

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

me: I’m sorry babe I love u
bf: walk the plank

Posted 3 days ago

hipnerd:

This is the same man.

Posted 3 days ago

greed:

so i tried to pull and april fools joke on my mom and

image

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

pokemon-fans:

Oh man I’ve been waiting for this to come out!
pokemon-fans.tumblr.com
pokemonfans.net

Posted 3 days ago

abhorrentafro:

darryqueene:

Is this breaking bad

yes

Posted 3 days ago

alvinsuperstar:

Happy Easter

(Source: sh1re)

Posted 3 days ago
babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

babyferaligator:

manrayban:

babyferaligator:

science side why this do that

water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

thank u science side

(Source: worrytime)

Posted 3 days ago

jaclcfrost:

"how are you doing?"

[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]

Posted 3 days ago

an-angels-laugh:

eddie-rochester:

notthatyoudcare:

jaaaaaaames:

Passive aggressive notes are the best.

there was nothing passive about the second one..

HAHAHAHAA

GOD BLESS

(Source: knusprig-titten-hitler)

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

cishet420:

l ook at my lock screen

(Source: greekmaid)

Posted 4 days ago

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

Posted 4 days ago

whitedad:

We could be married and i’d still wait a couple minutes to text u back so i dont look clingy

This will never be me, im clingy as fuck and I know that